#Indicted!

(Lyrics by Guy “Couchguy” McLimore to the tune of “Maria”...)

I have waited so long for this news today!

Indicted! Indicted, indicted, indicted!

The word I thought no one would ever say!

Indicted! Indicted, indicted, indicted! Indicted, indicted…

Indicted!

At last, Donald Trump’s been indicted!

I’ve heard that word before, but now it means much more to me!

Indicted!

But not for the coup he incited!

Instead, New York’s DA’d followed the cash Trump paid Stormy!

Indicted!

It is not for his insurrection, he may end in a house of correction.

Indicted! At least he is really indicted!

Arrested!

Perhaps he will now be arrested!

A perp walk we have planned, to boo and heckle and deride!

Arrested!

The halls will surely be congested, With folks who thought it wrong that Justice was so long denied!

Arrested!

Will Trump quietly be submitted, hoping he will be quickly acquitted?

Arrested! We pray for the day he’s arrested!

Convicted!

Can we even hope he’s convicted?

Or will he sit and smile, this circus of a trial to see?

Convicted! My feelings are somewhat conflicted!

Will this just be a farce where once again his arse goes free!

Convicted! Nothing matters if they release him.

He’s so slippery that they must grease him.

Convicted! What chance is there he’ll get convicted?

Indicted!

But punishments must still be cited!

We must stay united…

Indicted…

Finally, Justice has come calling! Maybe now, dominoes will start falling!

Indicted! Don’t stop now that he’s been indicted!

It’s the moment we thought we would never see…

Indicted!